HIT BROADWAY SONG "I ENJOY BEING A GIRL" WRITTEN BY TWO MEN

According to a story today in The Guardian, girls in the UK are making a mad dash towards their nearest gender swap-shop to request reassignment. This 'explosion' is baffling researchers, clinicians and parents alike as they scramble to understand the phenomenon. 

One important - yet hitherto ignored - clue may lie in the fact that the onset of distress experienced by girls seems to be connected to literacy. In other words, WHEN THEY READ THE FUCKING WRITING ON THE WALL.  

You know... like how 1 in 3 women worldwide will experience physical and/or sexual intimate partner violence in her lifetime; or the fact that domestic violence is the #1 cause of injury to women; or maybe its the vexatious problem of women's wages which are nowhere near parity. Perhaps it's the bothersome fact that Great Britain recently ranked only 23rd on the World Economic Forum's Gender Gap Index.

Yes, you can't really blame girls for being tempted to check out the greener grass on the male side of the playing field. Some girls - like the one pictured above right (photo by Mrs.Pat Norgate) are barely able to type when they attempt to make application.